Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She’ll ‘Shoot Down’ Commie Drones Herself

Marjorie Taylor Greene has a message for big government — which will soon be her party — using its high-tech drone technology to frighten Americans into submission. Good, patriotic, red-blooded Americans like her won’t simply sit idly by when Joe Biden and his Deep State goons order them to shelter in place. Marge says she’ll ‘shoot down’ those commie drones herself.

It’s unknown if MTG will have the aid of the “Gazpacho Police” or if Jewish Space Lasers™ will be used, but Congress’ dumbest f*cking asshole has now declared war on the Right’s imaginary army of Communist drones invading the country they plan to sell off bit by bit over the next four years. The drones in question are, in fact, drones — some of them, anyway. Others are manned aircraft mistaken for drones. Whatever they are and whyever they are being hysterically reported, the Right has embraced the idea that the Deep State or “Commies” or a billion other shadow enemies are sending drones to spy on or intimidate Americans, or dismantle America, or any of a billion other crazy things.

As a longtime embracer of dumbass conspiracy theories, Marge has latched on to — apparently — the idea that some shadow government is using the drones to intimidate and spy on Americans in preparation for a massive, nationwide martial law decree. Or something.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: I’ll ‘Shoot Down’ Commie Drones Myself

In the latest in a years-long series of unhinged ravings, Marge tweeted on Monday that she will “shoot down the drones [her]self along with every other red blooded freedom loving American.” Greene predicts that the ever-present “They” will tell Americans to “shelter in place ‘FOR OUR SAFETY’ from the drones” and “stay inside.” It’s unclear if she intends to shoot down Americans or if she intends for them to join her in shooting down drones because her sentence structure is bonkers.

Regardless of what she meant, shooting down drones is a felony. Any drones. Under 18 U.S. Code § 32, drones are classified as aircraft. Penalties vary but can reach up to 20 years in prison and thousands of dollars of fines. One man in Florida shot down a Walmart delivery drone and faces charges of shooting at an aircraft, criminal mischief causing significant property damage, and discharging a firearm in public. He could spend a significant portion of his life behind bars. Under no circumstances should anyone — “red blooded freedom loving American” or not — shoot down a drone. If you believe that the Depp State is sending a drone to spy on you, call local law enforcement or the FAA.

Greene has previously promoted the idea that “Jewish Space Lasers” were to blame for the California wildfires, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, claimed Nancy Pelosi would send the “Gazpacho Police” after Americans, suggested that there be a “National Divorce” in which Red and Blue states form their own countries, and literally chased a shooting survivor, calling him a “coward” for supporting reasonable restrictions on firearms. She’s also the internet’s suspected January 6 DC pipe bomber –which she, a regular believer of conspiracy theories, shrugs off as a conspiracy theory.

Recently, Greene threatened to expose lawmakers who refused to vote to confirm underage sex trafficker and cocaine-lover Matt Gaetz for Attorney General. She said that, if pressed, she would reveal evidence that her party is filled to the brim with other underage sex traffickers, sexual assaulters, and Epstein connections. While she has not made good on her threat, she claims there is evidence of taxpayer-funded payoffs to the victims of her rampantly sex-crazed and demented party.

No one should take anything she says seriously. But unfortunately, someone will. And someone could be hurt. And, as always, it will be everyone else’s fault but those who spread panic and offered a felony as the solution.