Trump Supporter Yells ‘God Has Cleared A Path’ In Snow, Promptly Crashes Car

As you are probably aware, the MAGA ideology leaves no room for considering others in any situation — including, apparently, when one is speeding in the snow in the left lane. A group of Trump folks decided to head to Washington, DC to celebrate Donald Trump’s certification but got more than they bargained for when the driver yelled “God has cleared a path” in the snow for them before promptly crashing the car.

Frank DiMaria was driving to Washington D.C. with some friends, planning to meet a group called “Freedom Corner” to celebrate Trump’s “massive” (one of the smallest popular vote margins in history) victory in the 2024 election. The trio livestreamed their journey for their tens of followers, but encountered some problems — or, more correctly, one major problem. That problem is black ice.

DiMaria and the two women decided to bust out a terrible rendition of Trump’s favorite song, the Village People’s “YMCA” — except, you know, with “M-A-G-A” in place of the actual lyrics. “Look at these roads man, look at these roads,” DiMaria says in the video, describing the shiny, clearly ice-covered road on which he is driving. Because he’s an imbecile, Frank chooses to speed in the left lane despite weather advisories that explicitly tell drivers in the region to stay inside if possible and not to drive because of the dangerous conditions. But MAGA typically thinks every expert and official that warns of anything not involving a socialist takeover is just spewing propaganda. So, Frank did what MAGA does best and made the worst possible decision.

The trio returns to singing the ridiculous “M-A-G-A” song. But as Frank blows by a slower-moving vehicle at speeds well exceeding what one should hit in these conditions, the ice wins the battle against the vehicle he is driving. After hitting some ice, Frank struggles to maintain control of the vehicle. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa sheeeit” he says as they slam into the left wall. “Oh! oh, no!”

“We’re done, we’re done, we’re done guys,” a woman in the car says. But Frank disagrees, telling her, “no we’re not.” But after the car makes some scary noises, Frank concedes, apologizing to the woman.

“The door’s kind of stuck,” Frank says as the group discusses calling 9-1-1.

Hilarious.