Pathetic Cucklord Nick Fuentes Catches Battery Charge

Nick Fuentes is likely familiar to you if you’re into politics and on social media. This Holocaust-denying far-right lizard person has been crawling around in the guise of human flesh for at least 26 years that we know of, making the news many times — and not once for a positive reason. This time, however, his antics may be catching up to him.

On November 10th, pretend human Nick Fuentes assaulted a 57-seven-year-old woman outside of his home in a Chicago suburb. And, it seems consequences may be arriving shortly. On November 27th, he was booked at the police headquarters in Berwyn, Illinois for a misdemeanor count of battery. He will be in court again on December 19th.

This incident is the culmination of a series of events brought on entirely by Nick’s own words and actions. After years of public misogyny and hate speech, the self-admitted incel virgin and dinner guest of Donald Trump cried victory on election night, with a fairly psychotic rant going viral. You can listen or read it below:

If you’re unable to watch or listen to the audio, you can find a transcript below. Just insert the constant threat of maniacal laughter for accuracy:

You know the feeling when men control your bodies? Hey biitch, we control your bodies! Guess what? Guys win again! Okay?! Men win again. And yes, we control your bodies. Hi. I’m your Republican congressman. Hi, I’m your Republican congressman! It’s your body, my choice. And men win again. Men win again. There will neeeever, eeeever be a female president. NEVER! There will never be a female president, EVER! It’s over. Glass ceiling?? Dude, it’s a ceiling made of fucking bricks. You will never break it. Your stupid face keeps hitting the brick ceiling. We will keep you down, forever. You will NEVER control your own bodies. You will NEVER be the president of the global empire! Never gonna happen sweetie. Your body, our choice.

Despite the joy seemingly derived from Trump’s victory for this scrawny little excuse of a man, it’s now clear he’s been living his life in fear. We already knew women terrify Fuentes — after all, they’ve got cooties — but the natural consequences of his election rant brought that truth front and center.

Almost immediately after his little speech, people doxxed Fuentes, with his Berwyn address rapidly disseminated online.

The incident that led to charges

In an exclusive interview with Vice News, Nick’s 57-year-old victim spoke out about the attack, as well as how and why she ended up at his home. Excerpt below:

Well, once he got doxed and his address was out there… he’s very atypical of Berwyn. Berwyn is a multicultural inner-ring suburb of Chicago, ten minutes from the city border. It’s very atypical for someone like that [to live there]. So I think people were surprised. 

And then I was seeing a lot of chatter of people saying, ‘Well, I’m going to send him dirty diapers, and I’m going to send him dog poo, and I’m going to send him used menstrual products,’ or whatever it was. I also probably got at least, I don’t know, eight to a dozen messages from friends going, ‘Did you know he lives in your town?’

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I thought maybe he would look through a window, or you’d see him exiting, or he’d have a mailbox with his name, or that I might see from the public sidewalk if I could confirm it was his address. So I recorded a short video.

As she finished recording her video, a woman passing by in a car called out to Maria. She questioned whether that’s where “that douchebag,” a common nickname (no pun intended) for Nick, indeed lives.

Maria expressed uncertainty, and her new acquaintance suggested she knock on the door to check and see.

Please note the following details of relevance: Nick’s house does not have anti-soliciting signs. It does not have a fence. It does not have a gate. It does not have any form of security device that would indicate the person living inside does not accept visitors. Ringing a doorbell or knocking on the door in these circumstances is not illegal, wrong, or threatening in any way.

If he answered the door, Maria’s intent was simply to ask the following question: “Why do you feel comfortable saying the things that you say?”

Unfortunately for Maria, Fuentes had been living in terror of facing consequences for his actions since the moment his address hit the internet. He’s locked in, constantly picturing a mob of women — likely armed with ceiling bricks from their ongoing demolition project — tearing him limb from cowardly limb. He’s been waiting for this moment. As Maria put it in her interview,

He seemed like someone who had been barricaded in or something in that—he was very kind of sweaty, twitchy, bug eyed, you know; that is how I would characterize him. He didn’t seem calm. I was much more calm than he was, you know, even after getting sprayed.

Before she can even ring the doorbell, Fuentes whips his door open and assaults the 5’1″ woman. He sprays her with pepper spray before shoving her down his steps. He then steals her phone, takes it into the residence, and breaks it.

While we greet any kind of charges for Fuentes with joy, it’s a pity that he faces only a misdemeanor. A few months in jail could be remarkably formative for a young lizard-like Fuentes.