Rain, Heat, And Bugs Set To Ruin Trump’s UFC Birthday Bash On White House Lawn

Donald Trump’s obsession with hosting a UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House is about to be met with the perfect storm as Mother Nature prepares to potentially ruin his birthday bash.

The UFC ring is built along with a towering cage and light structure that Trump has egregiously compared to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. The event is meant to mark Trump’s 80th birthday, sacrificing the historic White House grounds to stroke his fragile ego.

The controversial event has drawn lawsuits seeking to stop it from moving forward, but if the courts won’t step in, Americans will have to hope Mother Nature does.

You see, Washington DC wasn’t always the city we know today. The site used to be a swamp, and most people would flee the area during the summer months when mosquitoes emerged to spread diseases such as yellow fever and malaria. Just as Washington DC was swarming with mosquitoes and other flying insects back then, the city is still swarming with them now.

June is the peak month for mosquitoes in DC. And it just so happens that the weather and the lighting structure set the stage for an invasion. Flying insects such as moths, mosquitoes, and gnats love lights. This means they will be drawn to the White House in swarms that could disrupt Trump’s vanity party.

On top of that, the temperature is going to be a sweltering 90+ degrees. This condition alone is miserable enough, but the forecast is also calling for rain and storms that day and into the evening. The humidity could make an outdoor event intolerable.

Trump could be a sweaty pig getting eaten alive by bugs by the time the fists start flying. Everyone around the ring certainly will be. With any luck, Mother Nature will launch just such an assault to ruin Trump’s day. No one deserves it more. And that will give Americans something to really cheer for.

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