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GOP Senator: Matt Gaetz Snorted Boner Pills, Showed His Own P*rn On House Floor

If nothing else, the Trump administration is shaping up to be an immeasurably horrific sh*tshow we will be lucky to survive. On Wednesday, Donald Trump announced that he had selected Matt Gaetz to be his Attorney General in his upcoming administration — a decision questioned by nearly everyone, even those in his own party. And GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin says the sex trafficking allegations for which Gaetz narrowly escaped responsibility are just the beginning when it comes to his weirdness. According to the Senator, Matt Gaetz used to snort boner pills so he could “go all night” and show the videos to his colleagues on the House floor.

Gaetz somehow managed to escape being charged for numerous indiscretions for which he was being investigated, including underage sex trafficking, paying others for sex, and more. Numerous women have spoken out about interactions they have had with Trump’s new AG pick — but, as Republicans never seem to face consequences, everything just went away despite damning testimony and evidence — including that he attended a cocaine-fueled sex party with a 17-year-old girl. This was confirmed by multiple witnesses, including an ex-girlfriend of Gaetz’s, the girl herself, and another woman. Gaetz’s cell phone data also placed him at the party.

Matt Gaetz: Boners And P*rn.

In an interview last year, GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin lays out a lot of other weird and creepy info about Gaetz. In the interview, Mullin says Gaetz used to brag about how he would crush up E.D. medication and chase it with an energy drink so he could f*ck all night. Then, he would show his colleagues the videos of his exploits on the House floor:

“And there’s a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: Because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor, that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had slept with. He would brag about how he would crush E.D. medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night.”

“This was obviously before he got married,” Mullins says. Matt Gaetz may seem like a horrific choice for AG, but what else would you really expect from a 34-count felon fraudster who was best friends with Epstein, openly has horny discussions about his own daughter, and plans to usher a new age of fascism into America? Matt Gaetz is exactly the sort of sycophantic, compromised weasel someone like that would want in that position.

John Prager

John is a lefty stuck living in a Red state surrounded by...THOSE people. He spends a lot of time traveling to get some reprieve. Most of his road trips involve food. John has previously written for numerous liberal publications, has done a stint as an SEO writer and (briefly) a gaming journalist, and spends most of his time figuring out how to better serve his cat. Usually this involves treats of some kind.

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