Newsom Hits Stephen Miller Where It Hurts; Right In His Cuck Chair

“America’s Favorite Governor,” Gavin Newsom, has made a full-time job out of brutally trolling Donald Trump in recent weeks, after the pair reached a boiling point over the Republican-led, blatant gerrymandering scheme in Texas that prompted Newsom to follow suit and move to redistrict his own state of California in an effort to fight the Republican fire with an even bigger Democratic fire.

Since then, Newsom and Trump have been trading social media jabs daily, with the governor often trolling the president by penning social media “press releases” and “announcements” in the trademarked Trump shouty-caps style.

But the Democratic California governor escalated his trolling game to a whole new level when he set his sights on the Trump White House deputy chief of staff for policy and United States homeland security advisor Stephen Miller and hit the guy right where it hurts — in his cuck chair.

Last night, Miller re-tweeted a bizarre X post from Homeland Security and, in his caption, urged Americans to join the Department of Homeland Security, writing, “Sign up to become a HOMELAND DEFENDER vetting applications at…” and included a link where one could sign up for consideration.

The official Governor Newsom Press Office account caught wind of Miller’s post leveled the bald-headed rat in just over a dozen words.

“The guy sitting in the hotel armchair wants you to defend the homeland,” Newsom’s Press Office wrote in a re-tweet of Miller’s post, adding “Slay queen!” with an emoji of painting fingernails that’s often used within the LGBTQIA+ community.

The caption was featured over an image of Stephen Miller looking particularly “slay,” overlaid with rainbow sparkles for dramatic effect.

In case you weren’t hip on all the “cool kid” lingo these days, Newsom’s “hotel armchair” quip was a roundabout way of calling Stephen Miller a cuck. The word “cuck” bears a two-part definition these days and can be used to describe both a man whose wife is unfaithful to him — leading to the husband sitting in the corner in what’s often described as the “cuck chair” while watching his wife have sex with another man — as well as a weak and sycophantic man.

I feel deeply confident that Newsom used the term with its full double entendre intent.

As brutally hilarious as Newsom’s new jab is, it’s far from the first time it’s been publicly insinuated that Stephen Miller is a full-time resident of the notorious cuck chair.

Earlier this year, reports broke that Miller’s wife, Katie, unceremoniously ditched her role in the Trump Administration for a job with Elon Musk right as tensions between Trump and Musk hit a ridiculous crescendo — making it crystal clear to anyone asking that her loyalty was not with the man her husband has devoted his life and entire personality to.

On the heels of that news, the official Democratic Party account simply tagged Miller in a photo of an empty chair in the corner of a dimly lit hotel room:

But don’t worry.

Miller’s wife recently went on Jesse Watters Primetime and made sure everyone knew her special boy is actually a “sexual matador.”

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